“Peoples of the universe, please attend carefully. The message that follows is vital to the future of you all.
The choice for us was simple. A continued existence under our editorial control, or total, er, the opposite (but in more dramatic terms). At the time of speaking, the …
Oh, is that the time? Really? (The Clangers is on soon … and these blasted humans don’t have catch-up yet.)
Peoples! Attend your telecommunication stations this Friday. And don’t play with that cable, Doctor! The proceedings must not be interrupted.”